Elf Shot the Food is the webstibule of Martyn Maillardet.

Martyn Maillardet is a pseudonym for Martin Maillardet, who also goes by the nom de posts sad_genius (the underscore is important) and MartynEm, because honestly who can pronounce that.

This unit has worked in the video game industry for more than ten years, as a designer and writer – more than one of the games it worked on has sold over a million copies. You may have played one of them.

Elf Shot the Food is about pop-culture.

EVACUATE THIS SECTION I’M GOING TO DESTROY IT is a notepad of my World That’s Coming. It is also a Tumblr, and everybody knows they are from the future. Contains notes, images, fragments, temporal disturbances. Also, Pretentious.

For those with less tolerance for That Kind of Bullshit, KarateDinosaurPolice is also a Tumblr, because they are still in fashion. It’s somewhat in the form of a diary, and comprises interesting things I encounter during my working day and wish to save for some kind of posterity. It’ll update several times during most European working days.

I also have a Soup, which I update much less regularly, largely because the browser applet kind of sucks. You can find me spreading around pictures and videos here.

Please feel free to email me at elf dot thefood@gmail.com, where the dot is a .